yes hunty

in retrospect, yikes

mothercirce:
lmaonade:
no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance
Are you fucking serious?
i would never lie

(via machamps)

officiallybi:

molbitch:
I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping
“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”
“oh beans”

(via likeigiveabother)

toastpotent:

gunpowder-tea:
Direct action.
bungle said fuck blue lives

(via likeigiveabother)

pasifika-remade:

(via feraligatr)

dankmemeuniversity:

(via likeigiveabother)

(Source: writing-prompt-s, via greatwhiteprivilege)

feelsguy:

groovin baby!!!!!!

(via swarnpert)

heavyweightheart:

the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread

(via likeigiveabother)

aglaja:

besturlonhere:
you know what really gets my goat?
el chupacabra

(via findingnerno)

destinymoonart:

BUENOS DIAS SAMUS

(Source: princessaran, via fake)

beetledrink:

bogleech:
Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.
dumbass

(via hydratedbitch)

(Source: me.me, via likeigiveabother)

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas
my cat:

(via shitboy96)

(Source: thebootydiaries, via thebootydiaries)